laugh-addict:

(Source: jill-felton)

memewhore:

taupetoupee:

unseilie:

When I was thirteen I decided that I should know what an intense electrical shock felt like, so I walked half a mile to the neighbor’s house at night and was going to touch the back of my hand to his electric fence. However, as I approached the house I saw the silhouette of him having sex with his wife through the kitchen window and I ran away.

I was not expecting that plot twist.

Daaaang.  That’s some M. Night Shyamalan shit right there.

sublimesublemon:

cuppacats:

aquus:

i dont even recognize north carolina as a state right now as far as im concerned we have 49 states although im not even sure wyoming is real

have you ever met someone from wyoming???

exactly

my mom lives in wyoming

yes but have you ever met her

laugh-addict:

(Source: lmaogtfo.me)