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totheinternetandbeyond:

wecanbreatheinouterspace:

totheinternetandbeyond:

I lost the cap to a soda bottle

Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid. 

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE
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thehelbig:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING
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theblackandgreenmartian:

profanefame:

bellecosby:

I FUCKING CAN’T DEAL 

oh my god
give this child’s parents a medal.

How I’m a dress my kids when I have them.
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Me: She identifies as a girl. So she's a girl.
Friend: But she's really a
Me: No stop
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tigermisu:

mario party more like if you steal one more of my stars i’ll fucking murder you

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Anonymous - I think the issue here actually is why did you reblog something with the URL "shootallwhitepeople"?

yole-mole:

thisisnotjapan:

Because I think white people deserve to be treated equallyimage

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tastefullyoffensive:

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gnarly:

meeting someone who has the same music taste as you

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